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Ghosthoney’s Dream Machine

Greetings, gentle listeners. Sit back, relax, snuggle into your headphones and enjoy the immersive storytelling that is Ghosthoney's Dream Machine. Join your host, TikTok’s Ghosthoney, as he maneuvers his way through goblins, archives of found tapes from lost dimensions, and much much more. Follow the podcast to get new episodes every Thursday. Sweet dreams!

If you have a dream of your own that you would like Ghosthoney to throw into the Dream Machine, you can share it with us here. Short dreams, long dreams, happy dreams, sad dreams. Even that downright incoherent fever dream that has been haunting you for years. Ghosthoney’s Dream Machine can handle them all.

 
 

  • Ghosthoney and the gang celebrate the holidays together in a very special episode of Ghosthoney's Dream Machine.

  • Ghosthoney's Aunt Ida appears during a special seance to reassure him and answer some of his most lingering questions about her old house and why she gifted it to him as an inheritance.

  • Ghosthoney combs through his aunt’s library and diary one more time to seek answers to his most lingering questions about her old house. Turns out, she’s more accessible than he could have ever imagined…

  • Now that Ghosthoney is back home, he takes some time to reflect on the chaos in Hazel Grove and decompress with some listener-submitted dreams.

  • An emotional goodbye, as Ghosthoney and the gang prepare to leave Hazel Grove and return home.

  • Wizard Oak hosts a very special episode of 'Wizard About Town' featuring Ghosthoney, Rose, Maurice, and Victor as they reflect on the events that led to them saving Hazel Grove.

  • The battle to save Hazel Grove from The Dream Eater has arrived…

  • Back at Wizard Oak's cottage, Ghosthoney and The Gang concoct a plan to save Hazel Grove

  • Wizard Oak meets Ghosthoney and The Gang, introducing them to Hazel Grove for the very first time.

  • Ghosthoney and the gang have entered Hazel Grove and immediately confront the Dream Eater.

  • The gang gets ready to enter Hazel Grove (be brave...be brave!)

  • Ghosthoney and the gang reach the enchanted forest in Virginia to find the entrance to Hazel Grove, but turns out that the entrance is guarded and may be tougher to get into than they expected…

  • Ghosthoney and the gang enjoy a tape of listener-submitted dreams on their cross-country roadtrip to Hazel Grove. Dreams include a creature made of fire and a nightmare confronting a shadowy figure (Rose also wants to make a pitstop for chili dogs at Wienerschnitzel).

  • The long journey to Hazel Grove begins...sort of.

  • Ghosthoney and the gang prepare for a cross country trip to find Hazel Grove and save Wizard Oak.

  • Ghosthoney listens to the final tape of Wizard About Town and discovers what Wizard Oak has been building all this time.

  • While Rose makes another apple cake, the ghost in the bathroom reappears. Is the apple cake is the key to the door that opens memories of the past in Ghosthoney's house?

  • Ghosthoney listens to a chilling episode of Wizard About Town and discovers that Wizard Oak may be in grave danger.

  • Ghosthoney stays up late to ask Staircase if they know the identity of the woman in the blue silk dress that Ghosthoney discovered in the library's secrete passageway, and reads some listener dreams while he waits.

  • Victor and Ghosthoney go through his aunts old library where they discover a secret passage inside is a journal from his great aunt ida’s mother Virginia. There they find old photos of the house, and a picture of a familiar woman in a blue silk dress.

  • Ghosthoney decides to take a break from discovering the mysteries of his house to read some listener-submitted dreams. Dreams include dealing with a stern badger, exploring a mushroom world, and a beet eating bear.

  • A ghost appears in the bathroom of Ghosthoney's home, prompting him to wonder who it is, what she wants, and when she might return.

  • Ghosthoney discovers a clue about the location of Hazel Grove after listening to a new archive tape of Wizard About Town, introducing a new townsperson named Gatekeeper Giuseppe.

  • Victor the Vampire asks Ghosthoney out for an evening walk to catch up on events surrounding Ghosthoney's mysterious home, while Rose the Goblin and The Moon both warn Ghosthoney of Victor's intentions.

  • Ghosthoney starts to realize that Rose the Goblin is taking a liking to the newly passive and childlike Barter Fairy "Maurice". As a distraction from this strange turn of events, Ghosthoney reads and interprets a few listener dreams.

  • The Barter Fairy wakes up after being ‘bopped’ on the head by Rose the Goblin, but for some reason, he’s not quite the same…

  • The chaos has just begun! Season 2 of Ghosthoney’s Dream Machine finds TikTok’s Ghosthoney continuing his podcast odyssey filled with sharp tongued goblins and malicious fairies, sexy vampires and hungry mermaids.

  • Before Season 2 of Ghosthoney's Dream Machine begins, we're excited to introduce you to another excellent podcast called Mockery Manor that we think you might love, Gentle Listener. It's a mystery thriller set in a British theme park in the 1980s. Murder with a darkly comic edge. If you like Black Mirror and Stranger Things, you’ll like Mockery Manor.

 

SEASON 1

  • A lot has happened in 20 episodes of this little podcast! Ghosthoney recaps the past few months in anticipation of the Season 2 premiere.

  • Ghosthoney discovers the creeking sounds in his house at night are the ruminations of his sentient staircase who, for some reason, speaks in a French accent.

  • Ghosthoney reads listener-submitted dreams and provides his interpretations. Dreams include confronting the spirit of a loved one through witchcraft and buying sequined merchandise at the 'all sequins' gift shop atop the Seattle Space Needle.

  • Ghosthoney finds himself at a cove full of sinister and hungry mermaids after falling into a portal in the attic of his home, while Rose and Victor The Vampire desperately seek a way to get him out.

  • Ghosthoney enlists the help of Victor the Vampire and Rose to explore the creepy attic of his house, something he's been too scared to do since he moved in.

  • Ghosthoney reads listener-submitted dreams and provides his interpretations. Dreams include a cyborg pirate adventure in space, eating fried chicken at the insistance of insistent skeletons, and confiding secrets with a pug named Poozy Anne Marie.

  • After "bopping" the Barter Fairy and returning home, Ghosthoney is determined to learn more about Wizard Oak and Hazel Grove. He frantically digs through more tapes of Wizard About Town to find an episode that will give him the answers he's looking for.

  • Ghosthoney and Rose discover the Barter Fairy's nest hidden inside the 'W' of the Hollywood sign. They question if they should venture inside to recover Ghosthoney's beloved owl figurine.

  • Ghosthoney and Rose set a trap for the Barter Fairy, in hopes of tracking him back to his nest, so that Ghosthoney can take back his favorite owl figurine.

  • Ghosthoney reads listener-submitted dreams and provides his interpretations. Dreams include riding a blue bear through a hospital, soaring over pink clouds, and a 7-year old Ghosthoney singing in a 1920s Jazz club.

  • After discovering that the mysterious late-night Iced Creams Man is actually a manipulative Barter Fairy, Ghosthoney and Rose scheme to get back Ghosthoney’s precious owl figurine.

  • In this episode of Wizard About Town, Wizard Oak interviews the Barter Fairy, a sneaky fairy who convinces people to trade their most valuable objects.

  • Ghosthoney reads listener-submitted dreams and provides his interpretations. Dreams include a vampire fighter defeating the vikings, a robot alien invasion with an erotic twist, and Elton John haunts a listener’s love life.

  • Ghosthoney receives a late-night visitor at his door on a particularly stormy night. Victor The Vampire recently took up residence in the home next door (the one with the boarded up windows), and needs to borrow a cup of sugar…

  • In this episode of Wizard About Town, Wizard Oak interviews Broderick - the sentient crow that lives outside his window.

  • Ghosthoney reads listener-submitted dreams aloud, shares feedback, and provides some of his interpretations. Dreams include a powerful tale of self-realization, an American family escaping to Korea to evade the FBI and become influencers, and helping the singer Hozier get his hand unstuck from a cookie jar.

  • Ghosthoney talks about his favorite childhood treats when he hears an ice cream truck outside. He goes outside to investigate and finds that the ice cream man is a little unusual, to say the least. Things take an unexpected turn when Ghosthoney makes a trade that he immediately regrets.

  • Ghosthoney discovers a mysterious box filled with old cassette tapes on his doorstep. The tapes are archives of a local access radio interview show called Wizard About Town, described as "Your nightly source for news and all ongoings in the magical community of Hazel Grove.” In the first episode of Wizard About Town, we meet our host Wizard Oak and his guest – a confused ghost suffering from memory loss named Norman.

  • Ghosthoney reads listener-submitted dreams aloud, shares feedback, and provides some of his interpretations. Dreams include a chilling account of a looming tidal wave and a recurring brunch date with Benedict Cumberbatch.

  • Ghosthoney wonders why small items keep going missing around his house when he’s suddenly confronted by a goblin under his bed. Turns out, The Goblin of All Lost Things & Stuff is a sinister mirrored version of Ghosthoney that is slowly stealing his life force through stolen hair ties and ankle socks. In the end, Ghosthoney is more concerned about getting his guidebook to Kyoto back.